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Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are
trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the
course, please see your instructor. You will be immediately placed at the
top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our instructors are especially skilled at
seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to
take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE
TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our instructors took S.H.I.T. before
they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of
S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job
instructing others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes on how to
manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
l! m! a! o! That was truly brilliant! hahahahahaha, love it.
lol, great one!
now this was fantastic. i'll be sharing this one with folks.
Holy fuck! I'm printing this one off, (if my printer's not being a piece of shit today). lol